Monday, April 21, 2008
Best Of Penthouse Letters
Mouse Jack returned to his city after five long years of absence.
It was the cage, in jail.
He had seen the sun shine in an interminable chess.
wore the same impeccable dark gray suit that had the cops when they pecked at the blue rat, sitting at the table with Susy Soccol, Miguel Maus, Puerto Rican, and rattan Dubal, Arabic.
Bad night, that.
Night of coca, the rum , Gorgonzola DOP, tope. He offered all
Jack, as always.
He wanted to celebrate. Celebrate the latest victory, the latest demonstration of the superiority of his clan.
The facts were so gone.
Jack was the undisputed head of Topham City.
Leadership at the edge of the law inherited from his father and kept with honor and style.
had to follow its rules in the city, but they were wise and just, and all were fine.
Of course you could not resist.
If you did, Jack does not kill you, but I drove by Topham.
We are above and below , Jack liked to say sipping whiskey teasing balls and corn with cheese. Alluded to the fact that commanded the earth and into the sewers.
One day his right arm, the Tore Rodents, said that those Mouseland wanted a part of the sewers Topham. It claimed an area under jurisdiction of ancient sewer quibbles.
Tore was faithful and silent, to Sicilian family.
always rode his double-breasted blue pinstripe suit and with a toothpick between his teeth, armed with a trap Magnum silencer. He had shown great loyalty to Jack, in the past. For
he had sacrificed his private life. Those of
Mouseland , however, had never bothered.
was a colony of mice virtuoso singing.
Their economy was based on teaching in schools squittante falsetto, of which only they kept the secrets of the art.
was good people, in fact. Do not care to have the sewers more.
The request came from far away. Boundaries of the state, by a 'other nation. From
Rinoville . And there was dancing in a field-mouse.
The same field-mouse in the Mouse and Jack were in love with Africa, the rhino head Rinoville .
And Jack knew that.
Soccol Susy was a delicious morsel, which boasted suitors in all species.
Once a horse sent her 101 red lumps of sugar, a crocodile and a purse made from the skin of his son and a bottle of tears.
Despite the physical differences, he said he knew satisfy the sexual needs of all its friends.
With Jack seemed to have found happiness.
Him, in love, gave her everything.
Auto, motorcycle if he had any water service to be done in the sewers, diamond rings, every hairdresser day, checkbook in your bag. But Africa
wanted it at all costs, and tried to distract Jack with this business of sewers, to kidnap her.
Jack knew it and took Susy close for a week in a room of his villa. He
erect defensive walls of the mice by its best to ensure that no one could steal it. After
, free.
When they went to celebrate at the Blue rat, there was the blitz the cops, who arrested him for kidnapping pussy.
They had pictures in paw, give him that Tore the Rodent.
Africa was able to buy it. The photos in exchange for a supermodel Series A. Tore
saw no pussy for at least fifteen years, and gave way. In one fell swoop
Jack went to prison, he left the field-mouse loved and lost a friend.
When he came, his purpose was revenge.
Susy knew that she had run away, after the affair. But he did not know where.
Returning home, he told his men that he wanted justice.
- What are you doing, Jack?
- I have to go to him.
- What do you do, Jack, Diòtopo! mica what we think?
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Yes - No, come on, you can not, it's too risky, no one ever did it.
- Yes, you read.
- It 's that?
- Yes I have to go from 'African shove in the nose and tail.
- But the head, right! Rinoville to insert the tail into the nose of the African mean to die! poisoned and die, that death is the worst!
- I do not care, I decided now.
He went around the void.
Who took the bike, who wheel, and they left.
- Jack, you can not - said the old gardener, who had attended the meeting.
- and why?
- I know one thing that no one yet knows. The African is dead.
- How?
- It 's just that you know. Susy began with when you left you. After a while, 'began to take Viagra. Remember
Susy as it was, indeed. A destiny written in the name.
Yesterday, the African became the blue hippo Chicco.
His heart gave out more.
Jack said no more. He poured whiskey
ball and took some corn with cheese, as always.
He put on a disk of Streisand and relaxed in his chair of human skin.
crossed his legs and sighed with a smile on his face sideways.
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